}I swear to drunk I'm not god, occifer! -Ami
}I'm pretty sure there's blood in my alcohol system -Ami
} Mom!I'm stober!Leave me alone! -Megan
} My tit fell out of my boob! -Me
} Mmmm. Pretty stool. -Megan..while she's sleeping...
}"Just one second, I'm watching the MIDDLE part of
this show"
"Megan!The TV isn't even on!!!" - Me & Megan...
once again, while she's sleeping.
}I'm watching FUBU!!!!! -Me & Shaun
} I'll burn u
on fire. -Me & Chris
} Everything once came from the earth...it can go
back there! -Megan
} "You know what would
be better than this
emergency brake?"
"A
big fat cock!"
"Yehesss..." -Jess & Travis
} You DO have a "do it" room!Wanna...do it? -Me &Joey
} That thing makes it look like u gave a blow job to
a smurf! -Me & Mal
}"Papa smurf can I
lick your ass?"
"Yea lick my ass bitch!" - Me & Mal
} "Suck it"
"Get me a magnifying
glass, tweezers & a straw!"
-Megan & Adam
} So...you're gunna give me stubble? -Me & Janna
} Nice shirt...did u make it out of a doiley?...Skank.
-Shannon & Stephanie
} Oh joy...oh
bliss - Anna
} "Lil fucker....hoh god!"
"Do it again"
"Hoh god!" -Me
& Jeremy
} Look at the lil winky!!!!!!! -Me
} You're like...the fuck in my shoe! -Me & Cic
} Poppin' a bona!
} Not by close! -Me
} OHSFBB - Me & Catie
} Triangle pee- Me, Amanda & Shannon
}
Poppin' a squat.
} "All I can see is hair!...On your face!...On your head!...
the one on your neck!" -Shannon
} sexually
having sex -Anna
} "Remember that time...when u weren't there?" - Me
} Well if she's so royal, how comes I don't even wanna
whipe my ass with 'er? -Elvis
} "I
have that book with the thing & the stuff written
in it" -Me
} "What would Kesto
say?!?"
"What would ZACK say?!?" -Me & Alex
} "I've got nothing below the waist that u can hurt"
"Oh really? Good to know!" -Devin & Me
} Give 'er a big ol' rev! -Me, Shannon, Kesto & Anna
} Be pretty, use a brush. -Me & Shannon
} Cocky...but cockless. -Me & Shannon
} Shimmey through! Eeeeheeeheee eeeheeeheee! -Me
& Shannon
} First of all: Ew
Second of all:...EW
} Bangin' like rabbits in the springtime!-Me
} Why are OUTside people on the INside?-Me
} Fugly disease! Can't cure THAT with Buckley's!-Me
} Gad jammit...u cock rub -Me & Anna
} I like kekes & malk. Yom! Mmmm...sheese. Goot!-Me
& everyone in the newspaper room.
} "I'm a snowman!...Hear me roar!" -Anna
} "Hello pee-er! OH!YOU'RE MAKING OUT!!!" -Me
} God damn bimbo fart fuck. -Me & Shannon
} "HEEEEEHAAAAAW" -JANET!ahahah
} "HE-LLO" -Me. & I wasn't flirting.
} You're lookin yummy -Janna
} "Would u like a napkin?...You have UGLY ALL OVER
YOUR FACE!!!!!!" -Me
} I don't give 2 shits -Kenley
} Guys...I THINK I have to poo. -Shannon
} I'm not ready to GoooOOOOOOOOOO -Me & Shannon
} 53,52,51,49...50!!!!!!!!!! -Me & Anna
} Well Free Willy should just ride his magic carpet to
Never-Never Land! -Me & Anna
} Whaaaat? What's...going on? -Anna
} Can't do it...Jim Bob's there- Neil
} What a rough fuckin crew- Leslie
} "I thought Cantelopes ran through fields & got eaten by lions..."
"Those are Antelopes, Dorothy" -Me & Dave
} "I'll just have broccoli with ketchup for supper!...What? Ketchup is good on
everything! -Amanda
} "He looks like an underwear model...look @ his cheekbones!!!!!!" -Me
} "Are u an underwear model?"
"If I were...would I be working for the carnival?" -Me & Jason
} If hotdogs are green from top to bottom, that means they're fresh, doesn't it? -Leslie
} Way to go...douche fart. -Me
} Sick bitch! -Anna
} "I have to tell u something. This is VERY important. U have to swear not to tell
my boyfriend. Ok...here goes.... If I met u, before I met him......I'd
tell u to go
fuck yourself" -Me...sounding intense to arouse Mr. Stupid.
} MMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmMMMMM -Me
} "Spectrum...isn't that your asshole?"
"No, no Dorothy...the word you're thinking of is RECTUM" - Me & Shannon
} Are u stupid?...Cuz u look like u are. -Me
} Hello. My name is Charlie...wanna suck my Charlie? -SICK GUY FROM THE EX
} I"M too sexy for your sex. -Me
} "Is he the one with the amazing penis?" -Shannon
} "A white...sport coat...& a pink...carnation. We're all dressed up for the dance!"
-Me, Amanda & Shannon
} "Hello! U fool! I love u!" -Me, Amanda, Anna, Dave & Josh
} "You know what would be a great way to ruin the movie?...If all the other horses
ran one way & that one stopped, wondering where the others were going. OR
if
he just took a big dump...right now!" -Me & Neil
} "If u don't get up...I'm gunna have to ride u"
"Alright, alright.....I'll stay right here" -Me & Neil
} "There's gotta be a loophole"
"Try making a....triangle hole. Did u know a line hole was a crack?"
-Me & Neil
} " 'Wanna make out?' Is code for 'Wanna have sex?' " -Christy
} You're a nut!...Case! -Me & Anna
} "What does "dip it low" MEAN?"
"Well...u know...dip your hips low...u know...pick it up slow, move it all
around..
u know..." -Me & Anna
} "Hey mother, get on the floor & shake your booty mother....wait a second...why
would u tell your mother to shake her booty?EW!!!!!!!" -Me & Anna
} "hahaha. the color of that car is like...baby poop pea green."
"haha...we call him Shrek"
"hahah.....pssst. Was that THEIR car?"
"Ummm....yep"
"whoops" -Me, Anna & Shannon
} "I could eat alphabet soup & shit out better lyrics than that" -Me
} "you're video taping his hands!"
"nice hands man"
"I got hands...I'd jerk ya" -Me, Neil & Justin
} "They're talkin about shit that don't even matter!" -Me
} "Mummy! I come bearing a gift for u...I'll give u a hint...it's in my diaper...&
it's
NOT a toaster!" -STEWIE!!!!!!!!
} "My car just stalled in the middle of the road!Can I use your phone?!?"
"yeah...gimme your keys...............................Shannon....your truck was
still
in drive when u were trying to start it again!!!!" -Me & Shannon
} "ghost poopie. heh...hehehe....heh. boo. -Amanda
} "like...oh my god guys...my water gun...has a computer chip in it." -Jessica
} "FACE!!!"
"Lift?..." -Me & Adam
} "F-A-G UNIT" -Me
} bread bowels -Me & Amanda
} "BALL ASS!!!!" -Me
} "New Germany has the cheapest PENNY candy guys!" -Me
} "We were doing it on the sidewalk & this person came out of nowhere...so we
just layed there & pretended we were dead." <---ahahah.
-unmentioned
} "These jewish bears are HARD" -Me & Anna
} "So...rieces pieces are also referred to as...jujubes?...What'd u do, use the
cheapest code u could find?Cuz that's what I'd do" -Me & Jill
} "my # is 529....2926....if u ever need a good fucking...call me. I got a condom."
-Raymond...aka...I have no fucking idea.
} "I never know what you're talking about...you talk like a jackass." -Me
} "I've never seen a horse with black stripes before!"
"Dorothy....it's called a zebra"
} "What weighs more? a 1000 lbs of feathers or a 1000 lbs of rocks?"
"rocks!"
"no...1000 lbs is a 1000 lbs...it doesn't matter whether it's rocks or feathers"
-Dave & me & Amanda
} "Where's Annaoh gross" -Me
} "hahaha.....that reminds me of Family Guy" -Me, Dave, Amanda & Anna
} "can I borrow your JET?"
"I'm leaving on a JET plane"
" *COUGH* JET *COUGH* " -Me
} How many fingers am I holding up?
3!
Good!Go! -Me & Kitty.
} DYE!!!!!!!!!!-Me & Kitty
} My Heart will go on...WHAT!!!!!!!! -Me & Kitty...ft/Celine Dion & Lil' Jon.
} Did it SMASH?!? -Dave
} "Your back right wheel is going flat"
"Aww. Really? Which one?!"
"Your back right one"
"Ohhhhh." -Me...& some creepy guy.
} "YUTTT"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooOOO" -Me & Jess.
} "SNEAKERS" -Jess
} "She's a goddess" -Terry
} "Who kifed on ma shirt?" -Mike
} "I love it when the deer come out & slap me in the face!" -Me
} If I would have known grandchildren were so great...I would have had them first.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!????" -Me
} "3 lanes?...Are we in New York?" -Me
} "Look she has a box of kleenex here! I'm going to bring in those
kleenexes in the little packies!...PACKETS!...Oh crap..." -Me
& Tyler
} "Look @ me!...I'm gunna go touch the butt!" Me @ Work/Seahorse from
Finding Nemo
} "RIDE 'EEM!!!!" -Me & Kitty
