First off : What the hell is up with Blockbuster? I always hear people bad mouthing
the place but I could never understand why! What kind of mistake could they possibly make? - They have the movie, u rent it,
u watch it, u take it back! You'd think it'd be that simple! Unfortunately, it's not.
Being the lazy bags of shit that the girls & I are...we decide to call Blockbuster
up to see if they have The Ring in. Some dumb shit answers the phone "Yeuh we got it. Like...7 of em left" "Ok great.
Thanks" So we walk down, to get the movie & what happens? "Sorry, they're all rented out for this evening"
Thanks a fucking lot. Jackass. U know the world is coming to a complete hault when
a dipshit answers the phone & doesn't know what the hell he's talking about!
Now to rag on McDonald's...how dense can u fucking be to mess up a cheeseburger
order? Wait for 12 mins thinking, this better be a good cheeseburger! Then sit down, open the thing & it doesn't even
have cheese on it!...I guess I need to specify "I'd like a cheeseburger WITH cheese."
ALSO...if u leave the jam out...don't expect ppl to not take it.
"The jam is not there to eat...it's for breakfast" Ok fatso. If it's there
to eat for breakfast...it's still there to eat! I'm sure u can spare a container of jam, considering your pants barely
contain the gurth of what's inside them! I have no respect for anybody that works there. Except maybe the odd one
or two employees. AND next time someone asks me if I want my drink for here or to go...I think I'll throw it at them. If it's
for here...what do u do different?
I used to work @ Sobeys so believe me when I say...we're asses! There are
certain things that we have to say when greeting a customer: "Hello, how are u today?" That's a pleasant greeting, right?
WRONG! Half the time, we don't even give a fuck how you're doing & we skip onto the next question right after asking it.
Then when we ask if you've found everything u were looking for & u say no...well...we don't care! Go back & look harder!
We're not gunna shop FOR u. The point is...don't shop at Sobeys.
FOR ALL U MALL RATS!!!!...What the hell are u doing walking around the mall?U
don't buy anything, let alone go into the stores!You're just there...walking around in a never ending circle!I
know there isn't much else to do, being in Bridgewater & all but COME ON! Go for a walk around town, go on the
trail! There's nothing entertaining about the mall!...Unless you're getting someone to buy your liquor :P
As much as I love everyone who hangs out at the plaza (that includes me) I HAVE
to make fun of us. Just like everyone else does. It has been brought to my attention that it's almost as bad as the mall
rats. We just hang out at the plaza...listening to people talk about their cars or other peoples cars. Not to mention listening
to the constant revving of their engines. WE'RE SUCH ASSES! I like it though. We have a very special relationship with
the parking lot.
ICQ USERS!!!! There's nothing more annoying than looking at your away message
& reading "User is currently away. You can leave him/her a message" Just write something in there! I'm as nosy as the
next person & I wanna know what the hell you're up to so just go ahead & write SOMETHING in there.
Evidently, the word "fuck" gets thrown around quite a bit. I personally love it
when Jay from "Jay & Slient Bob" swears in every sentence he says. But if you're not Jay & you're telling me a story,
leave out the word "fuck" for fuck sakes. "Oh man! This one fuckin time, I went to the fuckin city & this fuckin guy came
right the fuck up to me & asked me for some fuckin change! I told him 'What the fuck man?Do I look like I can spare some
fuckin change?No fuckin way!Get the fuck outta here u poor fuckin bastard.' A fuckin hour later, the same fuckin guy came
right the fuck up to me & asked me the same fuckin question!Fuck!You'd swear the fuckin guy was on some fuckin hardcore
drugs or some fuckin shit like that!" <-- A guy actually told me this story. I declare him the dumbest guy ever.
This has got to be the best conversation EVER:
Parades fuckin suck. There's no other way to describe them, they just fuckin suck.
Are you going to the parade tomorrow? I'm not fuckin going with u guys if u are. Seriously what's the point of a parade? I
don't care if u got the best float or if u drum to the beat of your own music or if u like old people making a fool
of themselves on their fuckin miniature dirt bikes. There's no way u can find enjoyment out of sitting & watching things
pass u by. What is it? U like the fact that u occasionally get thrown candy? Oh look! TD Bank is throwing jujubes. That must
be great! Let's sit here for 2 hours & hope that we get a measly jujube thrown in our direction. & even then...what
r the chances that u get that jujube? All the rugrats dive for the candy, what makes u think you'll get it? Parades fuckin
suck. They suck! I am not wasting my time watching that crap. U can go. I don't care, but I'm not going. Parades fuckin suck.
That's all...they just suck. ---Aaron Crouse & Kenley Conrad. Whatta bunch. ahahah.
On Sunday, August 1, after watching the ATV race, Dave, Amanda,
Shannon, Ben, Ben's friend, Anna, Neil & I decided to go watch a movie. We chose to see The Villiage. TALK ABOUT A MISTAKE!!!I've
never seen so many ppl confused at one time over a movie! It didn't make ANY sense whatsoever nor did it have a plot to begin
with. I literally wanted to demand a refund. Right when the movie ended, I thought it was going to start getting good!What
kind of a movie ends with "Lucious...I'm back"? Even if there was a sequel, it still wouldn't explain ANYTHING. God...what
a dumb movie. The "creatures" in the movie that are supposed to make it scary...don't even exsist!I've never been more disappointed
in a movie. HOW DID IT EVER MAKE IT TO THEATRES?!? I may not be Siskil OR Ebert but that movie definately gets 2 thumbs DOWN...waaaaay
down...like...6 ft under....where that movie should also be.
So...does the Ashlee Simpson show provide entertainment
for ANYBODY?...Even her fans???She talks about 2 things & ONLY 2 things. #1-Her boyfriends & #2-How she DOES NOT want
to do anything, sound anything OR look anything like her sister. God. How often does she have to stress that topic. For example-
"He wants me to sound more 'pretty' what does that mean? He wants me to sing pop music? I don't like that music, I've never
liked that music. I will not sing stuff that Jessica sings." "I dyed my hair because I wanted a change. Jessica
& I both had platinum blonde hair & we always looked alike & now that my hair is darker, I can be seen with her
& not look like we're twins. We look different & I like that. I don't want to look anything like Jessica."
"I like khakis & sneakers & wearing my hair up. I don't like all that girly stuff like Jessica does." Good god
girl. Maybe the truth is that u will never amount to her looks & success. Quit complaining & give us something a little
more interesting to watch.
GO BUY THE EMINEM CD!!!!I don't care how often he disses Michael Jackson
or Jessica Simpson, that cd is pure gold. TEHEE...it'll make your pee-pee go DOING DOING DOING :P
