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Aries~ Love is in the air. The days are
sunny & warm,
the birds are singing, the
flowers smell
wonderful....but u don't!
Holy crap! Put on some
deoderant! U SMELL LIKE
ONIONS!!!!!!!!!
Taurus~ Wow. You're missin out! Apparently u like
masterbation
more than sex. What's wrong with
u? Chickenshit?
Yeah I thought so. Performance
isn't exactly
your highest aspect.
Gemini~ Get down & dirty!!!!Ladies-u are at your least
fertile. Gentlemen-your
sperm isn't exactly
passing swimming
lessons. So...take the time
to GET NAKED!!!
Cancer~ Don't even go there!...Your ditsyness &
cockyness
will get u into trouble. Quit being
a complete
jerk-off for 5 seconds & take a
moment to realize
how much of a fucking
dumbass u really
sound. Believe it or not...
the world doesn't
give a shit about u.
Leo~ Unfortunately, u will go through deja vu...not in a
good way though. U will get a previous sexual
disease...AGAIN. Shitty deal...u dirtbag.
Virgo~ What's with your constant paranoia that someone
is following u? Afraid someone
is going to come
up behind u & bite u in the
ass? I wouldn't doubt
that you'd enjoy it. Afterall...u
ARE a bisexual, u
disgusting, perverse motherfucker.
Libra~ Vain, arrogant, cheap. Sound familiar? That's
YOU! PLUS...u r likely
to fall asleep while
fucking.You are as useless as tits on a nun!
U, no talent dipshit!
Scorpio~ Quit dry humping everything u horny bastard!
KEEP AWAY
FROM SCORPIO'S!!!!...Unless of
course
your wish is to become a butt slut.
Sagittarius~ r u on drugs???...maybe u should be!
Everything u say mashes together with the
rest of your words! Take a deep breath...&
talk slowly. Mmmm. Calm. Tanquil little
birdies...EAT SHIT!
Capricorn~ Your organs are working overtime. Watch
what u drink & eat. It may just wash right
through u & come out the other end...on
second thought, just go to the nearest
grocery store & pick up some DEPENDS.
Either way...the rest of us who don't piss
or shit ourselves will make your life a living
hell!!!!!!!!!!HAHAH!
Aquarius~ U think u are the funniest person in the
world! Guess again!...You're the only one
laughing.
Nobody is laughing with u OR at u.
You're just there...laughing at yourself...u
pittiful, pittiful loser.
Pisces~ Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are
we? Notice how everyone
around u gets the
joke & you're
still sitting there, clueless? Saying
"heh....heh...I
don't get it..." Yeah...you're a
fuckin genius, Einstein! Still thinking
about
what the hell I'm
saying here? God! Sit down
& take a load
off your brain before u hurt
yourself!
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